Archive for February, 2010
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I turned 28 on Saturday and we had a little get-together to celebrate and get weird. Here’s some snaps!
some polaroids of this week
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Today’s a big one, so let’s get business out of the way. For two month’s around November through the new year I worked as a Preditor (Producer/Editor) for Music Choice to help launch their new channel SWRV with a big ol’ promo campaign. It’s up and running as of now so let’s celebrate! Updated reel including the work I did for SWRV Music Network as well.
Been taking some vacations lately which means a couple things. One is that I don’t have a job. Two is that I have been taking lots of pictures. I bought a vintage Polaroid Land Camera and learned to use it proper on my travels. First I braved a storm and flew to Gainesville, FLA to see Pork Chop. Being a patriotic American he took me for a tour of the south and shot guns. We did some other respectable activities as well.
Second I went to Rhode Island with my Little Tomato Salad to celebrate our first year since I got my face busted open. We indulged in lots of rich meats and cheeses which inevitably gave us the gout.
I used three different types of films which all gave me an equally-sized erection: Sepia, Chocolate and 669 Color 100 film. Enjoy the pics below from this beast of a camera!
I also have some new Mini Diana Shots below.
. . . and that’s the end of this for now. If any potential employers read this post, I am currently looking for work and please omit the sentence above where I talk about my erection. Peace.
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Money has been low lately, so for a little extra cash I did another Howcast video. Now my girlfriend can stop feeding my cat her own breastmilk since we can afford that Meow Mix. Note: Could be the dumbest video I’ve ever made and I’m not quite sure the purpose of the spot.
Speaking of cats, we got a best of Guitos 2009 video below. My god that cat is stupid. Edited by Lemon Pie during work hours at VH1.
GUITOS BEST OF 2009
Also, a few ‘roids for you here:

















