Went down to Mexico for 10 days to see if I could convince my lady to be a mule and smuggle back vast amounts of tripa to introduce to the American population. Unfortunately, no one on the other side would front me the pig intestines and insisted that it remains strictly for street meat purposes.

Anywho, after that failure, we regrouped and had a great time finding many Babe Manoogians living in Mexico City. Here’s a couple that crossed our path:

I will now give you a top ten list of must-do’s while in Mexico:

1. Request a hand-check of your film at airport security in order to discover a never-before-seen human emotion combined of disgust, confusion, and despair.
2. Go to a bar and have your girlfriend replace the Spanish word for “beer” with “lamb” and see how far you get.
3. Refuse to wear sunscreen because you think your Armenian roots can overpower the Mexican sun, then make your girlfriend scratch the driest back ever known to man for weeks to come.
4. Eat some questionable meat, preferably pig.
5. Have your girlfriend get black-out drunk, then make sure she is the decision maker for hailing a cab.
6. Befriend a local baseball team on the beach over some cocktails then go watch their game the next day with chronic diarrhea.
7. Ask for a quesadilla without meat drunk at 3am and see what they serve you.
8. Confront a man, cornered and alone on a deserted path, and request his business card for a group family massage.
9. Go to the sketchiest liquor store and observe the store clerk stare at your girlfriend’s vagina.
10. Bookend the trip with diarrhea and vomiting.

Snapped a whole bunch of pics while I was down there . . . 8 pages of them. I used both my Polaroid Land Camera and my LOMO LCA and was pretty stoked on what came out.  Check them out and have fun!

LOMO LCA MEXICO 1

LOMO LCA MEXICO 2

LOMO LCA MEXICO 3

LOMO LCA MEXICO 4

POLAROIDS MEXICO 1

POLAROIDS MEXICO 2

POLAROIDS MEXICO 3

POLAROIDS MEXICO 4

All in all though, Mexico is the shit for real. The people were wonderful, the food was amazing, and the culture is the best. For $50 you can get a nice hotel that will supply you with enough 2-Ply for weeks of the trots. Don’t sleep and go to some Cancun bullshit, save up some ransom money, put it aside with your parents and head to the real Mexico like we did.

Last but not least, here is the video of our adventure (click on thumbnail below):