Archive for August, 2010
al quederade
Gave this guy a lift on the way to Arizona.
About every half-hour in South Dakota, we had to stop to wipe off the window from the shit storm of bugs. Check out the most disgusting gas station experience of my life. Crickets were constantly crawling up my armenian legs.
pulled in for a job
This guy was sneaky:
After the Vancouver Border Patrol detained and searched us for under the suspicion of being slightly cooler than Canadians, they slapped me with a receipt of what they confiscated from the car:
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Jonny V. arrived on our trip with the most disgusting skate shoes i have ever seen in my life. Out of the kindness of my own heart (and because I couldn’t look at those things) I gave him some Vans on the premise that he bomb this hill.
We went to slide rock in Sedona, which is a natural slide through a river canyon. Going down this thing shot my bathing suit straight up my ass-crack. Here’s a little montage of the event:
Below is an arsenal of panoramic shots done with the Spinner 360 camera. That thing is the by far the most phallic instrument of photography I have ever used. Click on the thumbnails for a bigger view.
gash in a river
USA installment 2 gets guest photo time from Jonny Vincent, a man who can’t get enough tie-die. Jonny had to put up with traveling with a couple for a week straight … thanks bud! Check the 2 galleries of glory below:
“I don’t want more booze, I want a weird experience.” Charley does serious business with his version of Love Me Tender on a very sedated night in San Fran. Please watch this clip until you at least reach the ass slap.
looking for the records room
Installment number one of my journey across this majestic land has finally come. For those who haven’t seen me in a couple months, the Mrs. and I decided to travel the perimeter of the country in a month by means of an enormous green machine.
Along the way we picked up our son, Jonny Vincent, from college to putter up the west coast for a week.
The video below sums up the first leg of the trip:
Finalmente, I farted out a lot of photos on this trip, many of them using Infared film. It came out looking pretty snazzy so check out these links below and then complement me so I feel important. Part two coming soon.
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