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Chuck commissioned us to make these videos for his political agenda. In compensation he promises to drink all our booze when he’s in town. What they mean and what they are for is beyond me but enjoy never-the-less. These videos may be the dumbest we’ve ever done.
Tested out the LOMO LCA, that camera is the shit!
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I think I just spent the weekend in boating attire. Is that acceptable these days? Anywho, came across this dude and that guy. Both of them seemed lonely so Burb and I cheered them up with our wide leg biking technique that’s sweeping fixed-gear enthusiasts off their feet.
Men, take some notes. Surprised my main squeeze with some flowers the other day.
Also happy to report that the Polish Zack Riback was found in McCarren Park yesterday (see above).
More Polaroids.
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bobby socks to stockings
Guest photos from the refrigerator by Burb and 1-Ply Scerri. Pat, why don’t you do the Ol’ Manoog a solid and provide some better toilet paper the next time I’m over. I mean I know it’s the recession and all but a couple more bucks for some Charmin’ or Angel Soft would be nice. My asshole would thank you.
Here’s what I did yesterday.
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More HOPPS write-ups today. I found these on the interweb. Glad people still pay attention to this beaut! Now go buy a god-damn HOPPS board so we can make more commercials! How’s my marketing tactic, Jahmal?
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The BLAAAHg gave the HOPPS Commercial an awesome write-up today. Thanks for putting a little steam in a man’s step this afternoon.
Pastrami Man can do it! Two different shoes, fist full of hot red meat, busted lip, mini-slick back and a hobbit beard . . . Lou, really letting yourself go these days.
The Mrs. and I rode our bikes to the little red lighthouse on 191st this weekend. Two things happened: One, I chapped my taint raw from my bike seat and two, took some Polaroids of the adventure.
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After a glorious night of a thousand ass-pisses I awoke to find some Polaroids of mine (real old at that) have been published in BLUR MAGAZINE. Should not have ate that corned beef last night. Here’s some clips of issue 17 with my photos included, probably the most inappropriate ones in there.
BLUR SELECTSA real scumbag celebration last week . . . Turtle turned 26 and James turned 37.
On his way to the union delegate office to become the skinniest carpenter in the union, Dave Caddo jumps this street gap first rip.
Some more Polaroids below mostly of some fucked up film.
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Huff and I decided to bust out on this huge bank on a day when no one else would skate. Must have been the return of the Picklefest the night before.
BANK DOUBLES
Another oldie from the summer. Might have put this on Facebook before but since my following is so huge I might as well post this again.
Another round of random Polaroids here:
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I turned 28 on Saturday and we had a little get-together to celebrate and get weird. Here’s some snaps!
some polaroids of this week
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Today’s a big one, so let’s get business out of the way. For two month’s around November through the new year I worked as a Preditor (Producer/Editor) for Music Choice to help launch their new channel SWRV with a big ol’ promo campaign. It’s up and running as of now so let’s celebrate! Updated reel including the work I did for SWRV Music Network as well.
Been taking some vacations lately which means a couple things. One is that I don’t have a job. Two is that I have been taking lots of pictures. I bought a vintage Polaroid Land Camera and learned to use it proper on my travels. First I braved a storm and flew to Gainesville, FLA to see Pork Chop. Being a patriotic American he took me for a tour of the south and shot guns. We did some other respectable activities as well.
Second I went to Rhode Island with my Little Tomato Salad to celebrate our first year since I got my face busted open. We indulged in lots of rich meats and cheeses which inevitably gave us the gout.
I used three different types of films which all gave me an equally-sized erection: Sepia, Chocolate and 669 Color 100 film. Enjoy the pics below from this beast of a camera!
I also have some new Mini Diana Shots below.
. . . and that’s the end of this for now. If any potential employers read this post, I am currently looking for work and please omit the sentence above where I talk about my erection. Peace.
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