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More HOPPS write-ups today. I found these on the interweb. Glad people still pay attention to this beaut! Now go buy a god-damn HOPPS board so we can make more commercials! How’s my marketing tactic, Jahmal?
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The BLAAAHg gave the HOPPS Commercial an awesome write-up today. Thanks for putting a little steam in a man’s step this afternoon.
Pastrami Man can do it! Two different shoes, fist full of hot red meat, busted lip, mini-slick back and a hobbit beard . . . Lou, really letting yourself go these days.
The Mrs. and I rode our bikes to the little red lighthouse on 191st this weekend. Two things happened: One, I chapped my taint raw from my bike seat and two, took some Polaroids of the adventure.
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After a glorious night of a thousand ass-pisses I awoke to find some Polaroids of mine (real old at that) have been published in BLUR MAGAZINE. Should not have ate that corned beef last night. Here’s some clips of issue 17 with my photos included, probably the most inappropriate ones in there.
BLUR SELECTSA real scumbag celebration last week . . . Turtle turned 26 and James turned 37.
On his way to the union delegate office to become the skinniest carpenter in the union, Dave Caddo jumps this street gap first rip.
Some more Polaroids below mostly of some fucked up film.
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Huff and I decided to bust out on this huge bank on a day when no one else would skate. Must have been the return of the Picklefest the night before.
BANK DOUBLES
Another oldie from the summer. Might have put this on Facebook before but since my following is so huge I might as well post this again.
Another round of random Polaroids here:
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I turned 28 on Saturday and we had a little get-together to celebrate and get weird. Here’s some snaps!
some polaroids of this week
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Today’s a big one, so let’s get business out of the way. For two month’s around November through the new year I worked as a Preditor (Producer/Editor) for Music Choice to help launch their new channel SWRV with a big ol’ promo campaign. It’s up and running as of now so let’s celebrate! Updated reel including the work I did for SWRV Music Network as well.
Been taking some vacations lately which means a couple things. One is that I don’t have a job. Two is that I have been taking lots of pictures. I bought a vintage Polaroid Land Camera and learned to use it proper on my travels. First I braved a storm and flew to Gainesville, FLA to see Pork Chop. Being a patriotic American he took me for a tour of the south and shot guns. We did some other respectable activities as well.
Second I went to Rhode Island with my Little Tomato Salad to celebrate our first year since I got my face busted open. We indulged in lots of rich meats and cheeses which inevitably gave us the gout.
I used three different types of films which all gave me an equally-sized erection: Sepia, Chocolate and 669 Color 100 film. Enjoy the pics below from this beast of a camera!
I also have some new Mini Diana Shots below.
. . . and that’s the end of this for now. If any potential employers read this post, I am currently looking for work and please omit the sentence above where I talk about my erection. Peace.
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Money has been low lately, so for a little extra cash I did another Howcast video. Now my girlfriend can stop feeding my cat her own breastmilk since we can afford that Meow Mix. Note: Could be the dumbest video I’ve ever made and I’m not quite sure the purpose of the spot.
Speaking of cats, we got a best of Guitos 2009 video below. My god that cat is stupid. Edited by Lemon Pie during work hours at VH1.
GUITOS BEST OF 2009
Also, a few ‘roids for you here:
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Came across this oldie of Babe and Dee. This was from a time before my father felt inadequate for not being able to use a VCR.
BJ’s b-day was yesterday. At one point in the night he lifted up his shirt to reveal, that indeed, he is actually Ned Flanders under that extra large. I gave him this polaroid as a present. I want this sign as your next neck tat Beej.
This is Jonny V. and I trying to look like we’re flying down this hill off Sunset. Listen, we did the best we could, ok?
hill bomb
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Just got back from Los Angeles where a lot of people called me ‘Sir’. In the seven years Jonny V.. has lived out there he successfully managed to become Bruce Willis from Death Becomes Her.
Charley also came down from San Fran for a couple of days to pursue his dream of becoming Tom Jones and ‘hit the pool, get it?. This is what happens after three daytime cocktails with chuck.
. . . and he’s now in relationship therapy with my gf.
Gotta walk the red carpet when in Hollywood.
Some polaroids of the trip here.
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Sorry about the absence of posts again. I try to slack on the posts to trick myself into thinking I’m a really busy man. But I do have a lot of stuff to show, mostly photo style.
Dave and Anne from The Impossible Project hooked it up on some special Polaroid Fade To Black film and told me to get nasty with that ass. This film is pretty crazy, within 24 hours from the release the picture goes completely black, but does some amazing shit along the way. The only problem is stopping the film from going competely black, which basically involves giving the polaroid a photographic enima. Keep in mind the Manoog does no photoshop tricks with his Polaroids, what you see is what was given to me. Thanks guys, enjoy!
I got some more regular polaroids from recent journeys.
I also bought a Diana-Mini and started shooting some shit with that cute little plastic piece of ass. Also, shout out to Lemon Pie’s new photo blog devoted to her Diana-Mini. We’re not in cahoots, strictly competitive.
I lived in New York for the summer of 2003. Basically, I knew nobody and did a lot of drinking by myself . . . except for when Salch and Danny paid the Ol’ Manoog a visit to shred life up. Tales included smoking weed from apples, skateboarding better than we do today, and running through the streets at night chasing Salch with streams of urine. Here are some memories:
This lady really likes her coat, nothing more to be said really.
Getting radical in Harlem in 30 degree weather.
In Los Angeles, be back in a week for more entertainment.
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